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haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me

(via swoleinvelvet)

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hotboysofficial:

#nofilter
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aureat:

some people have sex in the kitchen

i eat in my bed

(via idosquats)

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cad1a:


tsunamiwavesurfing:

drakemoji:

wtf is this

war has changed

LMAO ooo.
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owleyes22:

"Pull yourself together woman. It’s just a cell phone" -Fiona Goode
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Anonymous asked: At what age did you lose your virginity?

rubyreed:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

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parkingstrange:

amazing
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onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

(via thighs-of-glory)

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pleatedjeans:

19 Relationship Crimes That Are Totally Grounds for Divorce
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take-me-wasted-im-home:

This person is my hero
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